10.I have Carpal Tongue Syndrome.
9. I'm allergic to fish
8. Apparently, your shower is still broken
7. I don't want to risk your getting Gingivitis-B
6. I like looking you in the eyes
5. It winked at me
4. When I eat pussy, I stay away from leftovers
3. Dark places scare me
2. My dental dam is in the shop
1. You first.
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