10. I thought only gay guys like that
9. I'll gag and blow chunks all over you
8. My head-gear will get in the way
7. I had a traumatic Popsicle accident as a child
6. Sorry Joe, no sucky sucky!!
5. You piss with that thing
4. I choke on small bones
3. I'm afraid of getting pregnant
2. Do it yourself, like the dog you are
1. Sorry, I am a vegetarian
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