Sex Jokes

 

Hints She May Be a Lesbian
10. Won't stop searching for your clit
9. Call your penis "putrid man meat"
8. Strange messages from Janet Reno on the answering machine.
7. Vomits every time you have sex
6. Has "Lisa" tattooed on her ass
5. Makes you wear a kd lang mask while you do it
4. Begs you to get breast implants
3. Gets moist at seafood restaurants
2. Yells out your sister's name during sex
1. Tuna breath

 

You Need Viagra
She Finds Your Copy of Hung Studz
She Catches You in Her Panties
Bad Condom Names
Bad Arguments for Anal Sex
Hints She Might be a Transsexual
Bad Pickup Lines for Britney Spears
She Shouldn't Say During Sex
She Should Say After a Blowjob
Bad Nicknames for Your Penis
Hints He Might Be Gay
Hints She Might Be Lesbian
Excuses for Not Performing Cunnilingus
Excuses for Not Performing Fellatio
Bad Nicknames for Her Vagina
You Catch Her Blowing the Plumber

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Hints She May Be a Lesbian 

10. Won't stop searching for your clit
9. Call your penis "putrid man meat"
8. Strange messages from Janet Reno on the answering machine.
7. Vomits every time you have sex
6. Has "Lisa" tattooed on her ass
5. Makes you wear a kd lang mask while you do it
4. Begs you to get breast implants
3. Gets moist at seafood restaurants
2. Yells out your sister's name during sex
1. Tuna breath

You Need Viagra
She Finds Your Copy of Hung Studz
She Catches You in Her Panties
Bad Condom Names
Bad Arguments for Anal Sex
Hints She Might be a Transsexual
Bad Pickup Lines for Britney Spears
She Shouldn't Say During Sex
She Should Say After a Blowjob
Bad Nicknames for Your Penis
Hints He Might Be Gay
Hints She Might Be Lesbian
Excuses for Not Performing Cunnilingus
Excuses for Not Performing Fellatio
Bad Nicknames for Her Vagina
You Catch Her Blowing the Plumber