Sex Jokes

 

Excuses When You Need Viagra
10. Must be sunspots
9. I'm too tired from banging my secretary
8. My pump blew a gasket
7. If you turn the game on, I'm sure it will rise.
6. I forgot to fill my prescription
5. I guess this means you don't really love me
4. I dunno, worked fine with your sister
3. I just want to satisfy you, baby
2. Oops...I already came
1. I guess the stench killed him

 

You Need Viagra
She Finds Your Copy of Hung Studz
She Catches You in Her Panties
Bad Condom Names
Bad Arguments for Anal Sex
Hints She Might be a Transsexual
Bad Pickup Lines for Britney Spears
She Shouldn't Say During Sex
She Should Say After a Blowjob
Bad Nicknames for Your Penis
Hints He Might Be Gay
Hints She Might Be Lesbian
Excuses for Not Performing Cunnilingus
Excuses for Not Performing Fellatio
Bad Nicknames for Her Vagina
You Catch Her Blowing the Plumber

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