10. Must be sunspots
9. I'm too tired from banging my secretary
8. My pump blew a gasket
7. If you turn the game on, I'm sure it will rise.
6. I forgot to fill my prescription
5. I guess this means you don't really love me
4. I dunno, worked fine with your sister
3. I just want to satisfy you, baby
2. Oops...I already came
1. I guess the stench killed him
